So finally after almost three months of doing fuck-all, I decided to try going after a video game instead of a movie. The target? F-Zero GX.
Srsly. Don’t play its story mode. For the love of God, don’t play its story mode. Use an Action Replay to get whatever characters/vehicles/parts you have to unlock through it. Get that one friend of yours who doesn’t go outside much do beat it for you. BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON’T PLAY ITS STORY MODE!
Posted the script for Speed.
The Batman Begins script is up.
-Bartman
Steven Applebaum of www.smbmovie.com emailed me about my Super Mario Bros. script, saying he liked it. He asked me to post it on the site’s forums and I was more than happy to.
That’s all for now.
-Bartman
I’ve uploaded a script for Undefeatable. It’s not very good, but at least someone out there will get a kick out of it.
Also, due to random spacing issues, the scripts have a new format. They are no longer centered, and instead are on the left side of the page.
-Bartman
Hey there folks! Welcome to Bartman’s Movie Mockeries. Here, I’ll be making fun of movies and the occasional video game. Please be patient while the blorg gets going. There will be more scripts, I guarantee it.
For the record, new scripts will not appear on the front page. They’ll appear to the right side of the page and will always be at the top of the list. I will, however, post an update when a new script is up.
In the meantime, feel free to rape my inbox at weirdcapedguy@aol.com if you have any suggestions/comments/questions/death threats/spam you want to send me.
