Speed

Posted the script for Speed.

Batman Begins

The Batman Begins script is up.

-Bartman

Well, This is Awesome

Steven Applebaum of www.smbmovie.com emailed me about my Super Mario Bros. script, saying he liked it. He asked me to post it on the site’s forums and I was more than happy to.

That’s all for now.

-Bartman

Undefeatable and New Script Layout

I’ve uploaded a script for Undefeatable. It’s not very good, but at least someone out there will get a kick out of it.

Also, due to random spacing issues, the scripts have a new format. They are no longer centered, and instead are on the left side of the page.

-Bartman

This is a Blargh

Hey there folks! Welcome to Bartman’s Movie Mockeries. Here, I’ll be making fun of movies and the occasional video game. Please be patient while the blorg gets going. There will be more scripts, I guarantee it.

For the record, new scripts will not appear on the front page. They’ll appear to the right side of the page and will always be at the top of the list. I will, however, post an update when a new script is up.

In the meantime, feel free to rape my inbox at weirdcapedguy@aol.com if you have any suggestions/comments/questions/death threats/spam you want to send me.